Daily Briefs: The heart, brains and sexy bare midriff of Kansas City media
From the Comments:
Hey, asshole, when I sent my question and $5 to the Paypal site, a freaking government SUV showed up and two dudes in black suits whisked me away for “sending money to terrorists”. So, I expect a free answer to these two:
How do you file for habeas corpus when you are stuck in Gitmo with nothing but Internet access to the Koran on a “non flushable” computer?
Why did Internet Koran writers include a link to The Plog?
In much the same way that the Postal Service has little-known and infrequently exercised legal control of the %{[ data-embed-type=”image” data-embed-id=”57150c4689121ca96b9613b8″ data-embed-element=”aside” ]}%executive branch of the United States Government, the Kansas City park board has legal power over all the boulevards in Kansas City. According to this article, they leveraged their boulevard-controlling powers yesterday to force the Cordish company to answer some pretty difficult questions about their prejudicial policy of denying Power & Light District access to black men who don’t want to dress like Computer Generated Orville Redenbacher.
The Baltimore, Maryland-based black-men-access-denying Cordish Company wants to advertise the Shark Bar 
and 810 WHB-AM Sports Radio with two illuminated signs facing the Sprint Center, but first they’ll have to satisfy the capricious whims of the Parks Board members, who I picture dressing like Ranger Smith and being seriously careful about lit matches, by answering questions about the Power & Light District dress code policy. Anyway, it’s great to see the Park Board exercising its powers in the service of racial justice, unlike the fucking Postal Service, which has shirked its responsibility of reigning in the executive branch of the US government for the last eight years.
After the jump, guess which demographic is rising faster than the Latino population! Here’s a hint: Buy Lane Bryant stock. Plus: REALLY bad news for the nerds. Click here, or click on naked Lyle Waggoner, who would rather wear nothing at all than dress up like Computer Generated Orville Redenbacher. Although, to make the image safe for work, I’ve censored the dirty part with the head of Computer Generated Orville Redenbacher:
