Tums makes sure you’ll never look at a corn dog the same way

Sometimes a man just wants to eat a corn dog and doesn’t care what he looks like. And sometimes that corn dog slaps mustard all over his face as he stands there open-mouthed while his girlfriend covers the the eyes of the carnival teddy bear that he won for her.

This is the world presented by a new advertisement for Tums — it ensures that you’ll never look at a corn dog the same way again.