What’s the best way to deal with an office fridge thief?

Candy on the counter? Fair game. Leftover birthday cake? Gone before the companywide e-mail goes out. But that 1-liter soda in the fridge? I was counting on that to get to 5 p.m., man.

There are no stats about office fridge theft because it is one of the great unreported crimes of our time. People are too scared to come forward. Well, the silent-cubicle syndrome ends today. We’re all taking a stand to say that you will no longer steal my all-too-expensive glass bottle of Mexican Coca-Cola or the delicious cup of yogurt that’s as indulgent as an actual piece of pie (because Yoplait tells me so).