Dear Molson Coors, do I not bloat?

If I order a ginger shandy at McCoy’s, will you mock me? If I order a champagne cocktail, will you check the rim for lipstick? If you fill me with beer, will I not become bloated?

The latest in the attempt to drive men and women farther apart at bars (under the guise of bringing us back under one beerfold) comes from England, where a new “bloat resistant” beer is being launched by Molson Coors. Animee is lightly sparkling and less bitter and comes in three distinctly nonbeer flavors: clear filtered, crisp rose and zesty lemon. And, oh yes, it’s just for the ladies.