Tonight’s special: steamed goat penis on herbed risotto

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• Guess what’s coming for dinner?

Go ahead, foodies, and cook up a pot o’ penis this week. There are a lot of available choices.

“Goat penis,” says Texas-based chef Jacob Weaver, “is gray and nondescript, with a rather bland taste but surprisingly crunchy texture.”

Yes, people do partake of professionally prepared penis. I don’t believe I’ve yet noticed a dick dish — goat, dog, deer, cow, yak, donkey — on a local restaurant menu, but internationally, it’s a prized delicacy with, supposedly, aphrodisiac qualities as well as being rich in collagen. Former Star Trek cast member (no pun intended) George Takei was persuaded to taste kangaroo cock while participating in a 2009 reality show. Beef penis apparently makes a mean pho.