Archives: May 2011

Mike Huckabee retells Holocaust story he used to eclipse Sam Brownback in ’08

%{}% Potential presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has a tendency to conjure the Holocaust when he’s trying to make a political point. Speaking last week in Pittsburgh, he recalled a visit to a Holocaust museum in Jerusalem with his daughter, then 11, who wrote in the museum’s guestbook, “Why didn’t somebody do something?” Huckabee was talking about the national debt when…

Rock and roll hasn’t forgotten Bob Seger

Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band Sprint Center Thursday, May 5, 2011 Everything seems to go silent as Bob Seger, at this point behind the piano, utters that last line of the last verse of “Turn the Page”— You smoke the day’s last cigarette / Rememberin’ what she said. It’s a heartbreaker, and it’s one of the night’s many…

What’s Poppin’ Off: Kings of Leon, Band of Horses

Whenever I see news about Kings of Leon, I automatically think about pigeon poop. Sure, the band has experienced a lot of success and gained a lot of fans because of their accessible, rock-pop music. To me, though, all their hard work was outshone by a few pigeons’ July 2010 performance at the Verizon Amphitheatre in St. Louis, Missouri. As…

The Top Chef Masters run a drive-through

And lo, the most talented chefs in the land were brought down from on high into the fryer, and it was declared that they must serve guests within five to seven minutes as per their expectations of fast food.  “The best chefs in the nation are putting on a headset, wrapping things up in paper and putting them in a…

Gus Johnson leaves CBS to narrate some dude’s ‘Mundane Life’ (video)

Orgasmic announcer Gus Johnson is reportedly leaving CBS, which is bad news for March Madness fans. Like no other announcer, Johnson captured the euphoria of March Madness’ biggest hardwood moments. Johnson’s new job is either going to be calling college football games for Fox or narrating some dude’s “mundane life.” Check out “Gus Johnson Narrates My Mundane Life” from Colin…

Food Truck Fiesta and your other weekend plans

After months of reporting on the food trucks that are coming, it’s time to get your two feet over to the kitchens on four wheels. You’ll have two chances to try some of the new mobile kitchens. The Roasterie (1204 W. 27th St.) is holding a Food Truck Fiesta on Saturday — a benefit for the Cabot Westside Health Center….

Introducing: Ask an Affluent White Male!

Dear Pitch readers:Due to The Pitch’s recent change in ownership, certain regular columns, such as Ask a Mexican (an intelligent discussion of race relations and America’s complex immigration policy issues), no longer appear on our site. (Ask a Mexican is the property of Village Voice Media.) But we’re still working to give you the thoughtful, well-informed perspectives you’ve come to…