Archives: November 2010

Pigs in the city! Circus pigs make a break for it

First, it was a chimpanzee on the loose. Then it was a horse in the backseat of a car. Now we have pigs on the loose in downtown Kansas City — just like Babe: Pig in the City. Fox 4 ran the photo above, taken by Erika Van Tuy, on its website. Fox 4 reports that the pigs were spotted…

Make Marilyn Monroe’s stuffing recipe for Thanksgiving

As one of Hollywood’s most iconic sex symbols, Marilyn Monroe — who died at age 36 in 1962 — has been the subject of numerous biographies, TV movies, screen documentaries, Andy Warhol silk screens and thousands of magazine and newspaper articles. Is there anything that the American public doesn’t know about the former Norma Jean Mortensen? Well, she cooked. And…

Paul Pierce isn’t impressed with LeBron James; Ex-Jayhawk sends tweet mocking King James

%{}% LeBron James doesn’t have shit on Paul Pierce. Pierce, a former Kansas Jayhawk with a curious taste in spectacles, and the Boston Celtics have now beaten James’ Miami Heat twice this season (last night’s score: 112-107).  Pierce let the world know, via Twitter last night, with this comment mocking James most famous quote from “The Decision”: Categories: News Tags:…

Red Lobster’s ‘Endless shrimp’ ends Monday and new, cheaper menu items start Tuesday

Red Lobster, the budget-conscious seafood restaurant chain operated by Orlando-based Darden Restaurants Inc., is ending its “Endless Shrimp” promotion this coming Monday. But on Tuesday, all 700 Red Lobster restaurants in the United States — including the four locations in the Kansas City metro — will roll out a new menu that’s even more sensitive to budget-strapped diners. A story…

Ultimate Fakebook’s four parties tour

Ultimate Fakebook released a CD’s worth of tunes that they’ve unearthed from their back catalog earlier this year, for free. It’s called Daydream Radio is Smiling Static, and it’s the band’s first release in seven years. Now, they’re playing four dates this winter — that’s it, four! — and one of them is in Kansas City, at the RecordBar. Categories:…

Curtis Got Slapped! mom is a jazz musician [Updated]

If you live in Kansas City and you haven’t heard that Curtis Got Slapped!, you got another thing coming — that is, when Lisa Henry Bowen finds you. A teacher allegedly slapped Lisa Henry Bowen’s son, Curtis, in class at Martin Luther King Jr. Elementary School, according to Bowen’s gigantic 40-page letter that Bowen CC’d to President Obama, Vice President…

Shoot a Brew meet Brewski Ball: Two local ideas that need to merge

No longer will you have to do the cumbersome work of bending over to open a cooler. Not with Shoot A Brew, which bills itself as “the world’s fastest only, remote controlled, beverage tossing cooler.” We are getting more innovative in our laziness. Shoot A Brew is locally made, created by Derek Hoy, who is apparently chasing an MBA in…

One killed in eight vehicle wreck on 169 Highway southbound

Bad fatality wreck on the road. At least one person was killed in an eight vehicle wreck on southbound 169 Highway in North Kansas City. The accident occurred around 9:50 a.m., the Star says. KMBC adds that southbound 169 Highway is closed at 9 Highway (and they also have images from the mangled vehicles at the scene). If you’re heading…

Texting and Dining: We need some limits

I was recently dined with a friend, about a decade my junior, who texted during the course of our entire meal. Silence was filled in by his fingers rapidly clacking over the keys of his smartphone. He was also able to text and talk simultaneously. We didn’t have a conversation, so much as get in a few words between electronic…

Kansas City police car shot up — two officers inside unhurt (updated)

UPDATE: Turns out, the cops weren’t getting shot at. The investigation into last night’s supposed shooting found that the police officers weren’t really getting shot at; the sound was actually the van backfiring. Read the update after the jump … Two Kansas City police officers must have some good karma built up. The officers were in their cruiser when someone…

Five perfectly good foods ruined by a mustache

Hopefully, you’re seeing mustaches everywhere. November is Movember — a month-long charity event designed to raise awareness and funds to help fight cancers that affect men. As a service to the participants, Fat City wanted to warn those new to the cookie duster about the foods they should shy away from this month. And so we present the five perfectly…