Archives: July 2010

The Pitch presents: July in Photos

Burlesque dancers and variety acts took us back to the days before boom boom acts were ousted from the Folly Theater. Devo spazzed out for the third installment of Buzz Under the Stars. If it happened in July, chances are we got it in this slideshow.

David Bowie’s Luau and four more weekend parties

1. Put on your grass skirt and glitter boots. The theme of this evening’s Night of Fame, the occasional dance/drag/dress-up party at the Conspiracy Room at the Uptown Theater, is David Bowie’s Luau. 2. Support those whose livelihoods are awash in oil. Heartland Loves the Gulf, a benefit for victims of the BP disaster, happens at Gail’s Harley Davidson tonight….

5 reasons to follow Kanye West on Twitter

1. Because it’s possible that the only reason that Twitter — the pinnacle of self-expression for self-obsessed people who live in a world they believe is orchestrated like their own personal music video — was created in the first place was for Kanye West, who may have the largest ego in popular music at the moment. (Besides, ahem, other people…

Missouri’s 85 most wanted sex offenders: A mug shot gallery

John W. Schroeder III didn’t last long on the list of Missouri’s most wanted sex offenders. Independence police apprehended him yesterday — with a copy of Kansas City’s Most Wanted newspaper in his backseat, which Schroeder just happened to be in. Police labeled Schroeder a “violent felon” — wanted for first-degree statutory sodomy, enticement of a child and first-degree child…

Chiefs training camp means big money for St. Joseph

The Chiefs kick off training camp in St. Joseph today, and it has Mayor Bill Falkner pumped about the flood of cash the team will bring his city. Falkner says with the influx of tourists, media members, and team employees flocking to Missouri Western State University, St. Joseph is giddily anticipating millions of dollars to begin coursing through the city….

Five great things on the Kansas City Police Department’s website

The Kansas City Police Department’s website is a whole lot more informative than a visit to the first floor of headquarters (sometimes known as, “Hocus, Pocus, 12th and Locust”). Don’t believe it? Well, would you believe that they’ve posted biographical information for each of the horses in their mounted patrol? Because that’s first on our list. Categories: News Tags: kcpd,…

Kids converge on City Hall to pray about abortion

On my way to City Hall today, I had to pass through a crowd of kids — a youth group? Some local Jesus Camp? — praying in front of the main entrance on 12th Street. I had no idea what the prayer/protest was about … until I heard the word “abortion.” Which is even more confusing, frankly. Few institutions in…

Hot, bubbly, steamy and sexy lasagna

Image via Flickr: cwluc ​ If you didn’t order lasagna for lunch today, it’s still not too late to celebrate the classic Italian dish for your dinner. Today is, after all, National Lasagna Day. Jasper’s Restaurant is offering a complimentary scoop of spumoni with each order of lasagna — through the end of this evening — and Brio Tuscan Grille…

Panic is coming, brah!

Widespread Panic played back-to-back nights at the Midland last November. We even reviewed it! Today comes word that the long-running Athens, GA jam band is returning to the Midland on Friday, October 8. Tickets are on sale tomorrow (7/30) at 10 a.m.  Just wondering: where does the parking lot scene happen at a Midland show, since it’s smack in the…

Missouri Tea Party is sooooo pissed at Michele Bachmann

Last week, Minnesota freedom-lover Michele Bachmann founded the House Tea Party Caucus. Hooray! So why’s she throwing her houndstooth-clad weight behind Roy Blunt, Missouri Senate candidate, instead of “real Tea Party candidate” Chuck Purgason? Bachmann is planning a trip on Saturday to work at a Missouri phone bank for Blunt’s campaign. Naturally, Missouri Tea Partiers are gathering their collective rotten…

Five milkshakes to blow up the tyranny of vanilla

The old standbys The first recorded mention of the term milk shake — in print, anyway — was in 1885. The phrase described an alcoholic tonic that contained eggs and whiskey. Two decades later, soda fountains were experimenting with different kinds of cold beverages that utilized ice cream and flavored syrups. One reference to the “milk shake” in 1900 called…

Thousands of marijuana plants found near St. Joseph

Potheads, you better hope this wasn’t your supplier. The feds busted a couple of guys for allegedly growing thousands of marijuana plants near St. Joseph. The feds scooped up Serafin Rodriguez Gonzalez, 24, and Juan Francisco Garcia, 44, for participating in a conspiracy to manufacture and distribute a couple tons of marijuana. Categories: News Tags: Juan Francisco Garcia, marijuana, Serafin…

Leon Jordan murder case re-opened

The Kansas City Police Department has been using the shotgun that killed Freedom Inc. founder Leon Jordan as a service weapon for the last 33 years. That revelation comes from a press release sent this morning by KCPD spokesman Capt. Rich Lockhart regarding the re-opening of Jordan’s unsolved murder case. The decision precipitates from renewed interest in Jordan’s assassination —…