Hip-hop MC Priceless Diamonds describes herself as a “boss bitch” who grew up boosting clothes and turning the occasional trick. She’s no angel, but she’s got advice. So listen up, y’all. When you’re rich and famous, how will you deal with the paparazzi? Being that I got that swagger, I’m sure I’ll make it to Hollywood and they’ll be on…
Sex Games Lickable vaginas started it all. The idea was to sell chocolate vulvas for four bucks each and lollipop replicas for $2, a steal. Then higher-ups at the University of Missouri-Kansas City heard about the crotch confections, which were to have been sold at a campus sex fair. That’s when the cocoa genitalia hit the fan. Organizers of the…
Recently, the Strip was intrigued to read about how some school kids were going to see a play to learn all about abstaining from sex until marriage. Now, this porterhouse isn’t going to pontificate about teenagers and their surging hormones — not this week, anyway. Rather, this suspicious sirloin worried that the abstinence play would turn out to be a…
The catering staff had just rolled in a cart of refreshments for attendees of the American Meat Institute Foundation conference in a ballroom of the Overland Park Sheraton last week. At the lectern was Temple Grandin, an associate professor at Colorado State University and a well-known expert in the slaughter of livestock. “The head must be dead,” Grandin said, sounding…
Pfc. Tomas Young sat cross-legged in the back of the truck as it raced through the Baghdad ghetto of Sadr City. A Kansas City native, Young was one of 25 soldiers jostling like bowling pins in a truck made to hold 18. Only a waist-high metal guard — like what you might see on a cattle truck — stood…
