You’re feeling very pervy

Can a middle-aged former Nikon camera salesman in a Hawaiian shirt, armed with an invisible “sleep gun,” really turn people on? Well, if the video clips on sexy hypnotist Brad Clark‘s Web site are to be believed, he can tell a hypnotized woman that his butt is “the hottest thing you’ve ever seen,” and she’ll reach out to grab it. According to HypnotistUnleashed.com, Clark’s erotic hypnosis show has helped people open their imaginations to things they never thought they could achieve or experience — even if it just means finally learning what people mean by the phrases rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez. Clark takes the stage at 7:30 p.m. at the Improv Comedy Club and Dinner Theater at Zona Rosa (7430 Northwest 87th Street, 816-587-4500).

Wed., Sept. 24, 7:30 p.m.; Thu., Sept. 25, 7:30 p.m.; Wed., Oct. 15, 7:30 p.m.; Thu., Oct. 16, 7:30 p.m., 2008