You’re a mean drunk, Winnie the Pooh

A Winnie the Pooh wannabe got his hand caught in the honey jar by University of Missouri-Kansas City police.
Here’s the entry from the blotter:
November 13
1:02 p.m. Suspicious Party – An intoxicated male took a small amount of honey from the self service counter at Einstein Brothers in Royall Hall.
UMKC will not tolerate condiment thievery. But if you were going to steal a condiment, which of these would it be?