Your babies are not pooping to spite you

up out there. Do you scoff at the need for potty training awareness? Normally it’d be tough to disagree with you, but some parents are just assholes who assume that toddlers are equally vicious little thugs, pissing on them for fun. According to the press release, “More child abuse occurs during toilet training than any other developmental stage. Frustrated parents often mistake accidents for willful disobedience.” Please, please guys, don’t get mad at junior if he hasn’t learned to master his stream just yet. It’s not about you.