WWE SmackDown spoilers from the Sprint Center

Rey Mysterio masks were everywhere Tuesday night. Children and adults wore the masks of the WWE’s high-flying luchadore inside the Sprint Center as the biggest pro-wrestling promotion in the world taped Friday night’s edition of SmackDown for the SyFy cable network. There were also plenty of grown men — many overweight — toting around championship belts, a phenomenon that won’t impress any woman, ever.

For those of you who didn’t make the show or who don’t have cable and want to know what happened, read the spoilers after the jump.