Wurd Turds

Clay Perkins and Devin Lawrence should start wearing nut cups all the time. The soulless cads have compiled their hookup expertise into a book, You’re Welcome, aka Ho’ Huntin’ and Bitch Bangin’, Wurd. They’re celebrating the book’s release with a short concert tour that kicks off tonight at Liberty Hall (644 Massachusetts in Lawrence, 785-749-1972). The playboys who used the pseudonyms Johnny Surfboard and Ash Nightshade will be on hand to sign
and sell copies of the guide that Perkins/Surfboard tells the Pitch will “become like a frat handbook.” Among its winning, misogynist tips: “Sandwiching: When all else fails, find a nasty chick who doesn’t mind being degraded, and you and your boy hit it from the front and back.” Obviously, the only reason to check out tonight’s Back to School Bash is the musical talent of Walter Alias, Justin Hopkins and Nick Pagliari. Tickets are $10.50.


Wed., Aug. 29