Wizards you never watch play to adorn phone book you never use

The Kansas City Wizards made the cover of this year’s AT&T “The Real Yellow Pages” phone book. This would have been big news about 20 years ago, but not so much in these iPhone days.

AT&T has printed more than 1.1 million copies of the phone book and delivered them across the metro — where most will likely sit as untouched in the one that spends the year on the floor of the hall outside my apartment.

Oh, that reminds me: Need to unload your old directories? Call the “ReDirectory help line” at 800-935-4400.