Why, yes, the Mid-America Pole Dancing Championships are being held this weekend

I repeat: Inner thigh hold.

What’s summer without sports? There’s nothing quite like sitting back on a hot July night and watching some world-class athletes compete at the top of their game

Of course, there’s more than one way to do that. Look, if you want to spend the waning days of summer at Kauffman Stadium watching the Royals get spanked, that’s your business. You could do that, or you could go to the sporting event I’m about to tell you about. Mine involves a steel pole and something called an “​inner thigh hold.”

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