Why, Billy Bob, WHY?

I’ve seen one or two interviews with Billy Bob Thornton in which the ACTOR and Boxmaster he was just odd, but in this video, currently making the rounds, he’s a complete passive-aggressive asshole to this Canadian radio interviewer — and weird and random on top of it. It seems like some wires get crossed in his skull. As a result, though he wants to be mad, a bigger part of him wants to discuss monster magazines. Another part of him wants to be Joaquin. What are they feeding celebrities these days? I watched the whole thing, and now you have to, too. Not surprisingly, the Boxmasters came down with “the flu” and canceled the rest of their Canadian tour following this debacle.

Where’s Robert Duvall to whoop his ass? Oh well, at least he probably boosted this radio guy’s career. In fact, if you know of any deeply confused, egocentric stars I can interview to enhance my online profile, you know where to send them. I’ll even provide the gravy.