Who’s the Babe in Royals Blue?

Ah, Alyssa Milano. I recently stumbled across you wrapped in your new “Touch” brand Royals baseball gear at mlb.com. You seemed to understand my belief that women at baseball games, especially those in snug home-team baseball T’s, are totally the hottest. That brought me back. You see, I’m shy to admit it, but I’ve had a crush on you since childhood. It started during those Who’s the Boss? years, back in the mid-´80s. As Sam Micelli, the daughter of a housekeeping hetero played by Tony Danza, you were the kind of girl that was, in parlance of the era, totally rad. You were still prepubescent, but that wouldn’t have stopped me from picking you first in for a pick-up game of — you guessed it – stickball.