When it comes to rock apparel, Rob Halford’s got nothing on Dumbercrombie and Smart.

We’ve just learned that pointy-headed Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford has unveiled his own clothing line. Unfortunately, Metal God Apparel is more hell bent for cotton tees than for anything leather. In fact, you can probably get similar “metal” apparel at Wal-Mart. Nothing like this, in other words.

Can you imagine even standing next to the guy in one of these dumpy shirts? Come on, Rob. Where’s the leather suits with bullets and shit!?

Instead, if you’re looking for some new rock threads, we know a local guy who’s got something to show you.

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