When it all goes to shit, grab a banjo [updated]

​Fuck rock, paper, scissors: we’re all for knife, frying pan and banjo. 

Update: Tuesday, September 14, 3:51PM:  We’ve found the name of the knife-and-frying-pan wielder: Alexander L. Hilton, age 21. He’s been charged with aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. But the question still remains: What band were they arguing about?

Monday night in Overland Park, a man was attacked by a guy wielding two classic weapons: a knife and a frying pan. The dude swung his banjo at the knife-wielder’s head. 

Guess who won?