What’s the grossest image in Jason Whitlock’s latest opus?

Jason Whitlock jams his latest “NFL Truths” column full of mental images that’ll have you shoving a No. 2 pencil into your ear for relief. Drop your pencils, and join our misery. What’s the most disturbing passage from the round mound of revulsion’s latest Fox Sports column? Tell us.
What’s the grossest image from Jason Whitlock’s latest column?(survey)