What band’s fans would you least like to have sex with?

As AV Club reports, a poll conducted by dating site Tastebuds.fm has recently proved that — as we all have long suspected — Coldplay fans are actually prudes. (So are fans of Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Kings of Leon, the Strokes, and Radiohead. Or maybe they’re just sensitive, ya know?) On the other hand, fans of bands that are more likely to raw-dog it with you on the first date, in order: Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West, Gorillaz, and Daft Punk. Bam.

But, this leaves another question to be answered: even if you had the chance to bang an unabashed Coldplay fan, would you? (Or would you worry that they’d start weeping?) What band’s fans would you least like to get in the sack?