Weekend Events Roundup: No Excuses Edition

Television is dead. The first writers strike in 20 years has ended production on every show that we’re willing to admit still matters, so — other than an expressed desire to return to the womb — there’s absolutely no excuse for staying in the house anymore. Look: WE MISS ALEC BALDWIN, TOO. And this abrupt hiatus in his startling career renaissance is totally unfair. But he would want you to get out and experience your city — you can TiVo The Hills, people. But can you TiVo your lives?