We wish you a merry non-denominational holiday time

Well, everyone, we’re taking off on Thursday and Friday to sit next to a tree with lights on it, get drunk and give each other things. We hope you’ll do the same! (Or, you know, do your winter solstice dance, light candles, wear robes, eat Chinese food — whatever your holiday-time traditions may be!) Have fun and be safe, everyone. We’ll see you on Monday, bright and early!