We Have a New Winner

New winner? Or is this a new loser in the “worst music video ever made” contest? I’m not sure how to qualify this video, but it certainly qualifies as one of the worst things I’ve ever heard or seen. It’s called “Slut!” by J Bigga and N!tro and consists of a series of cliches that make me violently ill, all set to the tune of “I’m a slut, I’m a slut, I’m slut on the flo’, I know whatcha thinkin’.”

Crunkcore mashup attire? Check.

Relentlessly plugging said attire? Check.

Repetitious, tedious lyrics? Check.

Shitty video shot with a webcam? Check.

Not even bothering to use your stripper girlfriend? Check.

Frighteningly, it’s listed a “Rising Video” on YouTube.