Waterboy Watch, week 6: Funk’s Footballers win

KJ was no match for the Funk.
Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser‘s fantasy football team laid the smack down on former NBA star and Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson‘s Sack-town’s Finest, 100-62. Funk’s Footballers are riding a two-game winning streak.
This week, Funk got a huge game out of New England receiver Wes Welker (150 yards receiving and two touchdowns for 27 fantasy points) and good games out of Atlanta wide receiver Roddy White (56 yards receiving and a touchdown) and Green Bay kicker Mason Crosby (four field goals made and two extra points).
Earlier this morning, Funk dropped Tennessee’s defense (can’t blame him after they gave up 59 points to the Patriots) and picked up Indianapolis’ defense. Funk’s next test will be against San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom‘s fourth-place BarbaryCoast Bombers.
Photo illustration by Zachary Trover.