Waterboy Watch, week 4: Funk’s Footballers lose

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Mayor Mark Funkhouser’s fantasy team is almost as hapless as the Kansas City Chiefs. Almost.

Funk’s Footballers have now lost three straight games, losing 75-60 to Buffalo’s Best. Funk’s Footballers are now in last place with a 1-3 record and 297 points.

The only bright spot for Funk’s team was the Denver Broncos’ defense. Lots of bad, bad news for Funk with almost everyone underperforming, especially Dallas quarterback Tony Romo (255 yards passing and an interception).

Buffalo’s Best rode Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers (384 yards passing and a touchdown) and New Orleans’ defense (28 points).

Next week, Funk takes on Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums’ Dellums Dynamites, who are 2-2 on the season and coming off a loss to Results Minneapolis.

Photo illustration by Zachary Trover.

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