Waterboy Watch, week 12: Funk can’t win

Mayor Mark Funkhouser suffered another beating in this week’s fantasy football match up. Mercifully, only two weeks to go in the season. Funk isn’t making the playoffs. 

The Tampa Con Leches hammered Funk’s Footballers, 100-79. I’m just happy that Funk didn’t play concust running back Brian Westbook … like last week.

Funks’ in 11th place out of 12 teams. He’s 4-8 on the season.

Next week, Funk gets Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer‘s first-place Orlando Scorchers (9-3).

Funk’s charity of choice, the Police Athletic League, can kiss the $15,000 prize goodbye.

Photo illustration by Zachary Trover.