Waterboy Watch, week 11: Funk’s Footballers suck


Like a turd floating to the bottom of the toilet bowl, so sinks Mayor Mark Funkhouser‘s fantasy football team.

Another week. Another loss — this time 80-69, to OMG it’s OKC. And another week of inexplicably playing a guy who didn’t even fucking play. Philadelphia running back Brian Westbrook was out again with a concussion (his second), but Funk left him in his lineup. Nice managerial skills.

Funk has apparently given up. He’s 4-7 on the year, in eleventh place and on a three-game losing streak.

Next week, Funk’s Footballers play Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio‘s ninth-place Tampa Con Leches (4-7).

Photo illustration by Zachary Trover.

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