Waterboy Watch, week 10: Funk’s Footballers get served

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Mayor Mark Funkhouser‘s dismal outing in this week’s fantasy football match up has got us asking, “What the Funk?” Again, our Vulcan mayor got spanked, this time by Results Minneapolis, 86-54.

Funk got 251 passing yards and touchdown from Dallas quarterback Tony Romo and 68 yards and touchdown from Jets wide receiver Jerricho Cotchery, but it wasn’t good enough.

Couldn’t have guessed Chiefs kicker Ryan Succop would ding three field goals — including a 50-plus yarder — and a point-after. Neither could Funk. He sat Succop. There’s no hometown pride in the rough-and-tumble “Mayoral Face-off.”

Funk’s Footballers dropped to 4-6, good enough for tenth place out of 12. We’ll see how the mayors in rival football towns duke it out: next week Funk takes on Oklahoma City Mayor Mick Cornett‘s eleventh-place OMG it’s OKC.

Photo illustration by Zachary Trover.

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