Van Damme marathon ‘Van Dammage’ comes to Alamo Drafthouse on Thursday

Anybody with a TV or who has visited even slightly male-oriented websites in the past three weeks knows that action meat salad flick The Expendables 2 is opening in theaters this Friday. The film features nearly every major star of action films (and Old Spice commercials) in the last 25 years. Seriously. The film crams Chuck Norris, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stalone, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger — whose character is named Trench! — and the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

The cast has dozens of campy, sweaty, hazy action films between them, their work begs for binge viewing. The Alamo Drafthouse downtown will fill that need on Thursday with a Van Damme marathon — Van Dammage — leading up to a 11 p.m. showing of Expendables 2. The lineup: 5:00 p.m.: Blood Sport, 6:45 p.m.: Hard Target, 8:45 p.m.: Universal Soldier. Tickets are $20.

Of course, because we live in the age of sequel fever, Expendables 2 producer Avi Lerner has announced a third film in the franchise, before the second one has even opened. And, as he explained here, he has big plans for recruiting more action stars for the third film, including Clint Eastwood, Harrison Ford, Nicolas Cage. We have some different suggestions with trailers after the jump.

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