Turner Gill lords over Kansas Jayhawks football team like puritanical 1950s father figure

No girls after 10 p.m. Any night. Not at her place. Not at your place. Not any place.

Kansas football coach Turner Gill doesn’t want his football players fornicating. OK, he didn’t say that but that’s the implication of Gill’s puritanical policy that straight up says no hanging out with girls after 10 on any night.

Not sure how this policy effects players who a) live with their girlfriends or b) are gay. Maybe it’s a loophole, and they get a pass. Or maybe the handbook spells it out — or needs an addendum.