Truly Wayward

Dear readers:

This week, the Wayward Son is actually wayward. Last we heard, he was on a two-lane highway somewhere in western Kansas, in a van headed toward California, having been kidnapped into servitude by a popular Kansas City band. Wed’ call the Kansas Highway Patrol, but as anyone who’s been keeping up with this blog knows, that would only make things worse. We’ll report more as we know it. — Ed.