Top five bar-fight moves

Jonathan Bender, our awesome food blogger at Fat City, has put together a list of five bar-fight maneuvers that everyone should know. Mostly, he’s talking about Sebastian Bach, though — the former frontman of the ’80s metal band Skid Row, who was recently arrested at an Ontario bar for smashing a glass of wine at the bar door after learning that he couldn’t take the drink with him. Apparently, someone hasn’t watched Roadhouse recently.

Everybody understands the frustration of being denied a roadie, but Fat

City believes that Bach should have looked to movie bar fights for

inspiration. And so we give you the top five moments that should happen

in every bar fight.