Todd Akin’s ‘true patriots’ don’t stand a chance against Hulk Hogan’s ‘real Americans’

Congressman Todd Akin must think Republicans retaking the House looked something like Saving Private Ryan. Do you remember when the patriots stormed the beaches and retook the House? I don’t either. But in Akin’s cinematic (and imaginative) mind, that’s what happened. I’m sure he re-enacted it with his GI Joes.

Akin put all of this on display in an ad in the program for the St. Charles County Lincoln Day. Akin packed the ad with crazy talk of “undiluted Democrat tyranny” and “socialization of health care.” But if we learned anything from the ’80s, it’s that real Americans shouldn’t put up with shit like this. 

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