Ticketmaster isn’t ripping you off any more — or is it?

​No one likes Ticketmaster. No one wants to come to Ticketmaster’s keg party, and no one wants to sit at its lunch table. (Would you want to hang around someone who’s constantly pawning dozens of dollars off of you for “convenience fees”? Hell, no.)

Apparently, Ticketmaster is tired of having its proverbial car keyed in the high school parking lot. The company has started a blog explaining why they’re not ripping you off. (Or, rather, why they’re still going to rip you off, price-wise, but they’ll be more up front about it this time.) It’s called Ticketology, and it begins with this line: “We get it — you don’t like service fees.” Right-o, Ticketmaster. We don’t. But, look, change!