Threatening to arrest your date won’t win her heart

Aaron Lee Walton has a lot to learn about love. Walton, 33, allegedly told a date that he was an undercover police officer and threatened to arrest his date if she didn’t go to his house. Smooth. Can’t imagine why that one didn’t work.

The Johnson County District Attorney charged Walton today with battery and false impersonation of a law enforcement officer.

That’ll get you on Don’t Date Him Girl.