This is the change Kathleen Sebelius brings to D.C.?

The H1N1 vaccine has arrived in the metro, thus staving off the spread of the zombie flu virus. Or so former Kansas Gov. and current Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius tells us. Wait, what if screamy John Cusack is right?

Sebelius isn’t just leaning on Elmo and Jay Leno to stop the spread of the flu. The silver-haired sneezing expert wanted the common man to help spread the word with a public service announcement video contest. Unfortunately, “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes didn’t jump on it. The winner was none other than Dr. John Clarke of Baldwin, New York, with his rap. H1N1 rap?

Uh, word?

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