This Halloween, Environment Missouri wants you to fear… water!

You can always count on advocacy groups to issue bummer press releases the week of Halloween that start off like, “You think ghosts and goblins are scary? Well, have you ever thought about the chemicals that are sprayed on your broccoli?”

Environment Missouri knows what time it is, so it’s posted a list of the Top Ten Frightening Facts About the Missouri River on its website. Some of those frightening facts are reminiscent of our feature story with the poop monster on the cover. (Which gives me an excuse to post his picture again!)