This guy is one step away from “To Catch a Predator”

If you see the guy in the photo on the right, don’t tell him that Dateline‘s Chris Hansen and the Perverted Justice crew are waiting to catch a predator.

Seriously, when I saw this story on Fox 4, my first thought was this guy’s totally taking his stolen sixer of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and six cartons of smokes to rendezvous with some 14-year-old girl fat 40-year-old guy that he’s been graphically chatting with. Who steals a six-pack of Mike’s? She He didn’t ask for wine coolers? I can hear Hansen now. “Have a seat there. I want to ask you some questions.”