Thirsty dudes to spring a woody for the Man Table

Aw, yeah — being a dude is pretty sweet. No one expects you to care about fashion, gardening or ignoring an itchy body part. In our increasingly gender-neutral culture, though, puberty can be a distant memory before someone finally tells a fella, “Welcome to manhood.”

So thanks, Tom Stein, inventor of the Man Table, for putting that warm greeting atop the product’s website. What’s a Man Table? Only the greatest thing since Viagra. Check the press release accompanying its

official launch this month, which calls it “a dual-purpose product that pleases both

husband and wife.” Mmmm.