These shoes: Clothes Whores Pet Peeve No. 3

What’s worse than Crocs? You’re looking at ’em.

Scott Fitness trainer Keith Earl is modeling the latest in disastrously ugly footwear. They’re called Vibram Five-Fingers and the people who swear by them are typically runners, climbers and hikers. It fits right in with the latest fad health craze, the Caveman Diet. (The Troglodyte Diet just didn’t have the same ring.)
 
These shoes are your feet’s way of saying fuck evolution.  

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