The week we talked about Sarah Palin’s tits

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Heidi Montag has appeared on the reality show The Hills and

performed some dance music. She is best known, though, for her various

plastic surgeries, including spectacular breast implants, which she has craftily

used to retain media attention.

Montag’s lifts and load-ins have been covered in national magazines and on TV. Last month she discussed the topic on the Tonight Show; last week Joan Rivers offered her insider perspective on it.

It’s fair to say that Montag’s surgeries are all that’s keeping the

marginally talented performer in the limelight.

Which brings us to Sarah Palin.