The stunning blank verse of the UMKC police blotter

Dickinson, Bukowski, Eliot — they were charlatans. If you want starkness and open space in your poetry, there’s a never-ending supply a click away. You just have to imagine where the line breaks would be. Kneel before the new idol.

Information ––

​Victims were sent packages

from a student that made them feel

uncomfortable.

Disturbance —

Neighbors complained of

a loud party at 54th and Harrison streets. The party moved inside

to keep the noise down.

Suspicious Person —

A home-

less person was

contacted in regard to leaving newspaper

all over the Quad.

Suspicious Party —

A suspicious party arrived

at the Student Health

and Wellness

clinic looking for the Police Department and began

yelling.

Vehicular Hit & Run —

A moving

van damaged the garage

overhang in the Oak Street Parking Structure

and

left

the

scene.