The Reason One Blogger Keeps on Cracking on Missouri
Nerve.com, the thinking pervert’s Web site, has a blog called Scanner that used to be a daily Internet stop for me. Lately, its contents seem a bit flat, but now I have a reason to stop by again: Emily Farris, one of Scanner’s bloggers, is from Independence, Missouri.

This explains why a disproportionate amount of Farris’ posts are Missouri-centric, including a recent post, and the source of the photo above, titled “What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Moved to Missouri.” Farris often makes it clear in her posts that she lives in New York City now, so don’t forget — she is cooler than us, OK?