The Pitch’s Kansas City Sex Survey: The results

It’s Friday in Kansas City. Happy hour has bled into the weekend, steeply discounted beer by steeply discounted beer. You are determined not to spend the night alone, even if your eventual partner is just the glow of a fully charged laptop. How will the night end?

Until recently, we had no idea. But now, after reading the responses of the 1,100 people who filled out The Pitch’s first-ever sex survey, we have a slightly better (if mostly unscientific) idea.