The Pitch Questionnaire: Justin Parlette

• Photo by Kate O’Neill

Occupation: Independent filmmaker, social media consultant, Apple evangelist at UMKC, time traveler

Hometown: Garden City, Kansas. (Not the one in Missouri, which I am convinced is some sort of bizarre Fringe-esque parallel universe with copies of everyone from my childhood encased in amber.)

Current neighborhood: The Plaza

Who or what is your sidekick? My iPhone 5. From the future

What career would you choose in an alternate reality? I’d likely be encased in amber in Garden City, Missouri.

What was the last local restaurant you patronized? Beer Kitchen No. 1 in Westport. I’d slap my grandma for a serving of their veggie cheatloaf. (Hi grandma — hope your surgery went well!)