The Nuge Comes To Town

by FLANNERY CASHILL

Giddyup, conservatives, Ted Nugent swaggers into town this summer. Tickets for the July 20th concert at the Uptown go on sale this Saturday. Shhh, be quiet and look closely: though the camouflage pants hide him well, his garish plumage gives him away.

A while ago, the Wayward Blog may have implied the man behind “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” and five-thousand dollar cash prize trophy hunts contradicts the ideals of Earth Day. Outraged readers, I apologize. He contradicts so much more.