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The More You Know: KU edition

May 12, 2009
Justin Kendall,

When you’re out there boozing with your friends, resist the urge to climb residence halls or 10-foot retaining walls. There’s a good chance your drunk ass will fall off and you’ll hit your head — and die. You are not a golden god. Stick with drunken hook-ups. Then you’ll only wish that you were dead the next morning.

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