The latest (alleged) ambulance thief is …

Justin Parker is the guy who allegedly took a MAST ambulance for a joyride Monday after commandeering it from Research Medical Center, Kansas City police say. Parker was allegedly drunk, which helps make ideas like this seem feasible, and crashed the ambulance into a light pole at 67th and Cleveland and then ran … until a K-9 bit him.

Parker joins Thomas Glisson on the list for ambulance driver fantasy camp.

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